Heh, you’re straight? Well cooked spaghetti isn’t. Something to think about.
If you… boil a straight person… they turn gay????
you’ve discovered our secret
(via finding-nealo)
when people have friends and a social life and a boyfriend but still have a blog and regularly update it
(Source: thatfunnystuff.com, via a-ninja-nerd-dog-unicorn)
The most tragic and heartbreaking occurrence in spongebob history
via laugh-addict
(Source: spongebob-daily, via toodopetoexist)
Group high five for everyone who is unpopular both in real life and on tumblr.
(Source: saltandtorchit, via toodopetoexist)
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GHOD
what the fuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it exploded
Then there is this person ^
(you perfect human being)
October
OCTOber
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
(Source: parallelseaarchive, via ninejuanjuan)
short people are the cutest thing ever
I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url.
I have a lamp url myself.
I too have a lamp url.
You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all here today…
(via trapical)
so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD
(Source: kennyismeatyasfuck, via onlyifthereiscake)
